If you wanna win us over, you’ve got to do it right. Here’s eighteen ways to our affection this February 14th.

(And something extra, if it all goes wrong. Be prepared.)

Manic Street Preachers You Love Us 7″ vinyl (Heavenly), 1991, £38.50 from EIL.com

MC jacket, 1970s, $875 from 1stdibs

Saint Laurent signature Dylan shirt in garnet babycat, £430 from Saint Laurent

Keith Haring, Ludo IV 29/90, 1985, $9,000 from 1st dibs

Prada red hibiscus briefcase, £1,530 from Prada

American Palmist Trade Sign, 19th Century, $55,000 from 1stdibs

Paul Smith mushroom print silk pocket square, £40 from Paul Smith

Dior Homme summer 14 show leather covered sunglasses, £555 from Dior

Theo Fennell vintage Poison whisky bottle with silver skull and Tam o’Shanter stopper, £1,500 from Theo Fennell

Talisker 10 Year Old malt scotch whisky (70cl), £32.25 from The Whisky Exchange

Comme des Garçons Parfums PARFUMS Red Series 2 Sequoia candle, £32 from Dover Street Market

Louis Vuitton monogrammed Pegase 65 case, £3,050 from Louis Vuitton

Bottega Veneta Intecciato card case, £240 from Bottega Veneta

Diesel socks, £12 from Diesel

Michele de Lucchi Memphis side tables, 1981, $2,500 from 1stdibs

Lanvin striped python bowling bag, £2,330 from Lanvin

Gucci python wallet, £390 from Gucci

Original Jenny Holzer Truisms print, 1983-1996, $1,600 from 1stdibs

Stealth PRO body armour vest, £790 from Safeguard Armour